Post by Pat on Jul 16, 2012 16:56:06 GMT
1. Now on sale at IKEA – beds for lesbians: no nuts or
screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove.
2. A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it’s
definitely race related.
3. Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
4. I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my
interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.
5. The lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin
was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night - to be fair the audience did try to warn him.
screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove.
2. A Muslim has been shot with a starting pistol; police say it’s
definitely race related.
3. Due to a water shortage in Ireland, Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
4. I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my
interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.
5. The lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin
was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night - to be fair the audience did try to warn him.