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Post by flash on Nov 10, 2010 18:11:09 GMT
Paddy the Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman all arrive at the Pearly Gates. As it's close to christmas, St Peter, the gate keeper tells each one that if they can produce something with a Christmas theme, then they can come in.
Paddy the English man pulls out a cigarette lighter, flicks it on and tells St Peter that it's a candle. 'That'll do, come on in' says St Peter.
Paddy the Scotsman pulls out his keys and begins to jingle it and tells St Peter that it represents a bell. He gets through the Pearly Gates.
Paddy the Irishman's a bit stuck. He's got nothing with him. After a thought he drops his pants and out flops a 14' p**is. St Peter stares at it and asks paddy how does that represent Christmas.
Paddy replies 'It's a cracker.'
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2010 23:18:55 GMT
at 14 foot no wonder flash...lol, maybe it should have been " instead...lol
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