Post by vfrdaz on Jul 22, 2011 17:14:50 GMT
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but somehow it is more comfortable to cry in
a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the b**tard's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.