Post by bigken on Nov 24, 2010 19:22:09 GMT
Hey,
Now we always hear about “The Rules Men Should Live By” from the female point of view. And quite frankly, I’m fed of hearing men’s rules that make us more feminine.
So here are the rules from the male point of view.
These are our rules!
Leave a comment at the bottom to let me know what you think about these rules:
◦Learn to work the toilet seat. You are a big girl. If it is up, put it down. We need it up. You need it down. You do not hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
◦Sunday equals sports. It is like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
◦Shopping is not a sport — and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
◦Crying is blackmail.
◦Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
◦Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
◦Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Look to your girlfriends for a sympathetic ear.
◦A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
◦Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
◦If you will not dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, do not expect us to act like soap opera guys.
◦If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
◦You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done — not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
◦Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
◦Christopher Columbus did not need directions. Neither do we.
◦All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
◦If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
◦If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
◦If you ask a question to which you do not want an answer, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
◦When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine — really.
◦Do not ask us about what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as motorbikes, Moto GP or how more expensive alcohol and cigs are.
WARNING: Following all/most of these rules could have adverse effects on your life. There is a good chance that you will end up sleeping on the couch for many a night.
But remember that you shouldn’t really mind that because it is just like camping:)
Now we always hear about “The Rules Men Should Live By” from the female point of view. And quite frankly, I’m fed of hearing men’s rules that make us more feminine.
So here are the rules from the male point of view.
These are our rules!
Leave a comment at the bottom to let me know what you think about these rules:
◦Learn to work the toilet seat. You are a big girl. If it is up, put it down. We need it up. You need it down. You do not hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
◦Sunday equals sports. It is like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
◦Shopping is not a sport — and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
◦Crying is blackmail.
◦Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
◦Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
◦Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Look to your girlfriends for a sympathetic ear.
◦A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
◦Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
◦If you will not dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, do not expect us to act like soap opera guys.
◦If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
◦You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done — not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
◦Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
◦Christopher Columbus did not need directions. Neither do we.
◦All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
◦If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
◦If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
◦If you ask a question to which you do not want an answer, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
◦When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine — really.
◦Do not ask us about what we are thinking unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as motorbikes, Moto GP or how more expensive alcohol and cigs are.
WARNING: Following all/most of these rules could have adverse effects on your life. There is a good chance that you will end up sleeping on the couch for many a night.
But remember that you shouldn’t really mind that because it is just like camping:)
